There’s a man who has such big feet that when it rains,
he lies down and uses them as umbrellas.
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“ I snored so much and so loud that I used to wake myself up” a man told his friend.
“ What did you do about it?” his friend asked.
“ Oh,” the man said, “ now I sleep in the next room and I don’t hear a thing.”
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last winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk.
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On day, a man was riding a horse when he passed a dog on the road.
“Good morning,” the dog said.
“I didn’t know dogs could talk,” the man said.
“Neither did I,” the horse said.
he lies down and uses them as umbrellas.
******************************
“ I snored so much and so loud that I used to wake myself up” a man told his friend.
“ What did you do about it?” his friend asked.
“ Oh,” the man said, “ now I sleep in the next room and I don’t hear a thing.”
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last winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk.
***************************************
On day, a man was riding a horse when he passed a dog on the road.
“Good morning,” the dog said.
“I didn’t know dogs could talk,” the man said.
“Neither did I,” the horse said.
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